2.
If you worry your dog will destroy your home 4 seconds after you leave
for the evening, you can put him in a crate.
The authorities frown upon this sort of thing when it comes to dates!
3.
Dog slobber is cute...date slobber is sooooo not cute!
4.
You don’t have to share your dessert with a dog (and probably
shouldn’t). This is ideal because
dessert is the best part of Valentine’s Day and all that sweet stuff makes dogs
sick. So you get your box of chocolates
all to yourself! YUM!
5.
For the not-so-romantic folks out there, a dog won’t look hopefully,
then desperately, and finally disappointedly into your eyes when the evening
doesn’t end in a romantic marriage proposal!
6.
When a dog follows you around, it’s just too cute. Nothing is better than being adored by a
loyal dog; however, if a date follows you around … we call that stalking!
7.
Dogs don’t care if you're “presentable” or not. You don’t have to buy expensive clothes and
accessories to hang out with your dog.
Just head out on a walk, toss a ball around, give a good long belly rub
and you’ve won their hearts forever!
8.
You'll never have to come up with a way to gently but firmly “get rid”
of a dog. Why would anyone want to get
rid of a dog? Dogs are funny, goofy, and
even help out by cleaning food right off the kitchen floor for you when you
drop it. Dates seem to think that kind
of thing is below them!
9.
Pup snuggles are the best! OK, so
snuggles from a human can be pretty good too but, when a pup nuzzles his way up
along side you on the couch, you’ll stay in that same position for hours just
so you don’t disturb the little guy's comfort!
10. Did I mention dogs don’t talk?
2.
Upon adoption, your Doggie Valentine will receive a Bag of Science Diet
Food, leash & collar, and an earth
rated poo bag dispenser filled with lavender scented poo bags by St. Petersbark
. Cats get a bag of Science Diet Food
and World's Best Cat Litter.
3.
You will receive a Valentine in the mail from your animal.
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